"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 08/19/2013 at 14:36 • Filed to: ghostride the blip

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Do blind men pee standing up, aiming by sonar, or sit down to pee by default so there's no chance of fucking it up?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:38

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They just go in the sink. Wait never mind that's what I do.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:39

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phenotyp > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:39

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Also, how do they know when they're done wiping?

Serious question.

Takuro Spirit > phenotyp 08/19/2013 at 14:40

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That was my next blip. Way to ruin it.

(but seriously.... do they... smell the tp? GURK)

phenotyp > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:41

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Well, you set em up, somebody's gonna knock em down.

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/19/2013 at 14:41

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Sometimes I get bored at work and... wait, what?

I do use the laundry sink at home, because FUCK going upstairs to pee, I'm busy racing drunk online in Fourza and these beers aren't staying in. Fucking short ass intermissions....

Takuro Spirit > phenotyp 08/19/2013 at 14:42

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You're the one that reached around to the dark side.

phenotyp > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:45

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I am the left hand of darkness.

ttyymmnn > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 14:49

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I have been known to use sonar in the middle of the night. True story.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > phenotyp 08/19/2013 at 14:58

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the use wet wipes, that way if they use like 5 of those they are pretty much guaranteed too be clean. Thats my theory/what I would do.

Audio Tachometer > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 16:24

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Real men go in the woods.

GreenN_Gold > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/19/2013 at 16:30

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So they're just like drunks then.

Takuro Spirit > Audio Tachometer 08/19/2013 at 16:31

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What if he runs into a tree?

GreenN_Gold > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/19/2013 at 16:40

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Because skidmarks. (PS: Do NOT do a G.I.S. for skidmarks!)

http://www.1addicts.com/forums/attachm…

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GreenN_Gold 08/19/2013 at 16:40

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What do you mean "like" being blind is pretty depressing.

GreenN_Gold > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/19/2013 at 16:42

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...in the sense that they both pee in the sink.

I didn't think I had to add that part.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > GreenN_Gold 08/19/2013 at 16:44

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lol I am sorry you went through that. and skid marks? in the bowl?

GreenN_Gold > ttyymmnn 08/19/2013 at 16:46

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My friend's brother is so lazy he will not change the light bulb in his apartment's bathroom, for like months now. If you leave the door open you can use the light from the kitchen, but if you want door-closed privacy you're pretty much stuck with the light on your cell phone and/or sonar. Gross. America's youth!

GreenN_Gold > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 08/19/2013 at 16:47

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No, in your shorts. Use the wet wipes because otherwise skidmarks in your shorts.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GreenN_Gold 08/19/2013 at 16:48

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oh, I see.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > GreenN_Gold 08/19/2013 at 16:55

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oh duh! lol.